Funny Spam

Posted January 28th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

Love the choice of words

Goodday,

I am Andrew Likierman,Head of Audit at Barclays. In the course of my auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account which was opened in 2005 belonging to a dead foreigner Late Richard Neupane  who died in 2006. Every effort made to track any member of his family or next of kin has since failed; hence I got in contact with you to stand as his next of kin.

My intention is to transfer the sum of $5.1M in the aforementioned account to a safe account overseas. I am therefore proposing that you quietly partner with me. For your assistance in this venture, I am ready to part with 50% of the entire funds to you. After going through the deceased person’s records and files, I discovered that:

(1) No one has operated this account since 2007

(2) He died without an heir; hence the money has been floating.

(3) No other person knows about this account and there was no known beneficiary.

If I do not remit this money urgently, it would be forfeited and subsequently converted to Barclays Bank Coffers which will benefit only the directors of my firm. This money can be approved to you legally as with all the necessary documentary approvals in your name.

However, you would be required to show some proof of claim which I will provide you with and also guide and guard you on how to make your applications.

Please do give me a reply so that I can send you detailed information on the modalities of my proposition. I completely trust you to keep this proposition absolutely confidential.

Kindly forward your telephone and fax numbers where I can reach you so we could concertize this deal. I look forward to your prompt response

Sincerely,

Andrew Likierman.
Barclays Bank.

High Key Surf

Posted January 27th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

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It’s just not fair

Posted January 24th, 2010 by Paudie 5 Comments

What is fairness?

Something we think we deserve because we’re good people?

Who cares? Who decides? There is no fairness.

You try to be a good person, because if you treat everyone fairly well then you’ll receive the same in return, right?

Bullshit.

I’m sick of it.

And whatever about people you can forget about fairness from anywhere else.

Last 15 surf trips been skunks?

So what, so is this one.

This time all out hard work will pay off. Oh wait, there’s nobody keeping score about how diligent you are, the last time you got something worthwhile.

Waves? Sure here’s a perfect looking swell.

Photos? Hah you’re joking right? Here’s a fog so thick you can’t even see the waves from beach.

Dream on sunny-jim.

Ok, ok. Here’s some sunshine at a shite beach break and reef  that isn’t breaking properly.

Good luck to you.

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I’m sick of it.

There is no fairness.

Lest we forget

Posted January 22nd, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

http://www.internetisshit.org/

The Beat Goes On

Posted January 19th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

From A Day in 2007.

Man I kept some awful shots back then.

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Cold Water

Posted January 16th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

Good times in the white stuff

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Confessions of a first time insomniac

Posted January 16th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

It sucks ass

Aw man

Posted January 4th, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

I wish I could do this stuff.

Cool spiderman shit

Light

Posted January 3rd, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

Or lack of.

It’s grey today, which is disappointing considering the amount of sunny days we had recently when I didn’t take any photos.

Last night had the most beautiful natural light I have ever seen. I just smiled and kept driving.

I need to go on a trip.

End of next week is looking good.

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Forget your troubles come on get happy

Posted January 2nd, 2010 by Paudie No Comments

Here’s to lots of funny faces in 2010.

Aoife Roll